do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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