i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
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you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
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This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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