i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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