I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
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I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
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You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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