OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
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