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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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