My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
Randomize
