Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
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I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
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Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
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