I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
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just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
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He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
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I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
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