That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
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the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
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Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
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