Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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