was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
So many bounce houses so little time
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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