In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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