i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
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I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
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Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
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