I'm laying in your front yard are you home
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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