Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
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Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
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i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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