Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
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