I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
Randomize
