My friends, they love my intelligence
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
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i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
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I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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