Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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