why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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