sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
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I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
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I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
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