Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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