dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
My nipple is on Facebook.
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
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Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
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I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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