we made out on top of his cat.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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