If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
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