is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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