Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
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