uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
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