I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
be right there i have to get my cape
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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