I cockslap morals
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Randomize
