But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
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he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
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Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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