Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
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You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
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We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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