Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
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