I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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