oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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