I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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