He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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