By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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