I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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