At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
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Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
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Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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