i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
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I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
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Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
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