The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Me too!
Dude, I was completely sober last night, didn't puke on my shoes, went home with an incredibly beautiful girl, wore a condom, and didn't wake up in a puddle of urine this morning.
hah, sarcasm, classic
you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Randomize
