I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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