So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
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I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
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He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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