He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
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Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
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Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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