his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
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A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
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Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
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