I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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