they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
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I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
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For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
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