He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
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