It's Friday. Sex?
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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