i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
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the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
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Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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