I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
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I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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