what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
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Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
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I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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